The Punisher Needs to Cut Back on the Ding-Dongs
Every now and then, you find yourself going down the rabbit hole of the Web. You find yourself someplace strange and think, "How the hell did I end up here?" This is one of those posts.
This report details the BMI of Marvel superheroes. Upon seeking out my fav. of the marvel characters - Frank Castle, aka the Punisher, I was going to start a rant about the BMI being flawed. After all, the report has my man tagged as being overweight. The Punisher I remember from the late 70's, though, was crazy strong, but tall and thinnish.
However, it turns out that Frank's been punishing himself with carbs.
I know your wife and kid are dead, Frank - but the answers can't be found in the pastry aisle.