Frankly, I'm speechless.

As of this week, there are now one billion words in the English language.

In related news, my daughter can correctly spell 17 of any 20 given to her.

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  1. Anonymous8:03 PM

    Just wait till she starts using some of those billions that you don't want her to.. only a matter of time my friend.. But then who am I to talk, my daughter gets behind the wheel in less than a year, which brings to mind a few choice words of my own!

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